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HMForces' Top 11 Reasons to Date a Sailor
HMForces.co.uk
September 10, 2008
Every girl loves a sailor, don’t they? Sailing the seven seas, whisking you off to a desert island? Not to forget, it’s quite acceptable now in the 21st century for a man to be whisked by a woman and not have to feel emasculated! Here are 11 ‘top’ reasons why they have a girl/or boy in every port.
1) They know how to float your boat
2) They know how to make a motion in your ocean
3) They know what to do when things get rough
4) They’re not shy when it comes to putting all hands on deck
5) It’s always women and children first
6) They know how to have fun in confined spaces
7) They are adept at tying the knot when it counts
8) They know how to shiver your timbers
9) Submariners have hidden depths
10) No matter where they go they can navigate their way home
11) The uniform!
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servingnavyuk
about 1 year ago
20 comments
lol as if but i have to say u cant beat a man in uniform so thank god ive got my own (officer that is) so richard gere eat ur heart out :)
Haz_73
about 1 year ago
2 comments
Not quite sure on all these yet ..... maybe have to do a bit more investigating! lol
fisetyamber
over 2 years ago
8 comments
lol aftr dating a sailor i beg to differ on number five but i can vouch for th other ten, and its the uniform for me lol
vampschool
over 3 years ago
12 comments
Everything but 9 (as i wouldn't know lol) very funny xox
PurpleAki
over 3 years ago
2 comments
Women & Children first?
Ye gads.
Chastity
over 3 years ago
22 comments
Well done to whoever Wrote these