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HMForces’ Top 11 Reasons to Date Aircrew

Pilots and Aircrew have the chance to be the air beneath a woman’s wings! Ground crew can make them flutter with pleasure… RAF personnel, you can’t let THEM fly away…

1) They can approach upside down, sideways or even loop the loop
2) They always make smooth precise approaches
3) They get up very quickly and stay up for hours
4) They know all the right buttons to push
5) They have excellent hand-eye co-ordination
6) They enjoy a bit of turbulence from time to time
7) The mile high club – No problem
8) They’re at their best when strapped in
9) If things get dodgy they can eject quickly
10) They could fly you on holiday
11) The uniform!

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