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HMForces’ Top 11 Reasons to Date a Royal Marine

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Bulging muscles, a never-say-die attitude and a sense of humour. Find out why Royal Marines leave the women shaken and stirred.

HMForces’ Top 11 Reasons to Date a Royal Marine

1) They are completely self-sufficient – so you’ll want for nothing!
2) They have super-toned bodies
3) They’ll do it whatever the weather
4) They’re trained to survive on emergency rations, allows you to spend more money on shoes
5) They keep ‘yomping’ for as long as it takes
6) They take control of areas where others wouldn’t even dare to go
7) They are experts at taking you by surprise
8) They are trained to see humour in adversity
9) They’re trained to withstand hours of interrogation so your mum doesn’t stand a chance
10) They can not only sweep you off your feet, but carry you on a yomp around Dartmoor
11) They may be in love with their beret, but they also have a very sexy pith helmet and No. 1 uniform

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