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HMForces' Top 11 Reasons to Date A Woman in the Armed Forces
Don't Mess with these Women
HMForces.co.uk
December 09, 2008
Time for a bit of cheese – you’ve probably seen other lists giving dubious reasons to date a police officer, traffic warden, Doctor, Nurse, Fire-fighter. An endless list, almost. A lot of folk have a compunction for someone in a uniform but what about this one? There’s plenty out there about men but what about women?
Here are the real reasons, as approved by soldiers and their partners – probably!
1) They can fire their weapons just as good as yours
2) They know how to clean a rifle
3) …so they are able to clean yours
4) They can teach you how to iron your clothes properly
5) They can give you the kiss of (your) life
6) Your boss has to believe it when they call to say you are ill
7) You can feel safe at night if you sleep with a woman in the armed forces
8) They are very sociable so they’ll get on with your mates
9) They know first aid so can take care of you when you’re dying of manflu
10) They are good at taking orders
11) … and good at giving them!
Have you seen our 10 Reasons to Join the Armed Forces? 10 straightforward tips to allow you to evaluate why you may want to join up and sign on that dotted line, and suggestions on how to prepare yourself before considering a career in the British Armed Forces.
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sabaii
25 days ago
2 comments
Don't march behind them; they take smaller steps.
Milzy
9 months ago
10 comments
Ha I love it.. it is true
dones_mi120
about 1 year ago
2 comments
I real need one
Feren
about 1 year ago
30 comments
You forgot, 12.no one will accuse you of domestic abuse...Ever, (well maybe as the victim of it!)
;) Take with salt please
dreme
over 2 years ago
1748 comments
Reason number 4 is rubbish and reason number 8 would have me worried ;-) lol
Mart77
over 2 years ago
24 comments
Id Love To Meet A Army Girl Or A WREN / WAF
But Seen as Ive been Brought Up As a Army Brat I no What Sides My Bread Is Buttered On They All Do A Super Job And Play There Part / Role In The Services Very Very Well XXX Merry Christmas Girls And All The Best For 2010.
willied
over 2 years ago
60 comments
In my 15 years in the Armed Forces, the female contingent were either absolutely brilliant or absolutely useless. Most were in the latter category!
bumble_one
over 2 years ago
4 comments
The saying goes always look at the mother before you commit to the girl, well my girl's mother was a sergeant and at the age of 8O she still had great legs and a strong will to survive, my girl now 3O years since i married her is of the same fine strong attitude instilled in her from her mother who sadley has moved on to pastures new, and is probably looking down on us all now as we soldier on in life.
lofty1
over 2 years ago
2 comments
there's nothing sexier than a woman in combats! full of mystery?(and thats intriguing) especially when you know army-see all the sexy females and work on a military camp! love you all?
StewartThompson
over 3 years ago
1420 comments
Check out this forum as the resident MOD is a woman, you'll be pleased to know - http://www.hmforces.co.uk/discussions?category_id=174
blackninja17
over 3 years ago
12 comments
I'm hoping to join the Royal Navy, going down 2moz to let them know I want to go for the Aircraft Engineer Technican role.... anyone in this role themselves? or know any lovely lady's i may work with let us know ;-)
princesssquaddie
over 3 years ago
2 comments
Its simply because we are the best .........what more can i say .......... the guys who have us..... sorry and the the ladies, you are the luckiest lot in the world........ consider yourself bloody lucky and look after us, we are a good bunch .......... xxxxxxx ....... ha ha x
timh
over 3 years ago
6 comments
i want one
Steve1974
over 3 years ago
2 comments
I agree with all that 100% I'm married to an ex sergeant she came out of the army just a couple of years ago :)
buggerLuggs
over 3 years ago
386 comments
Coorr Blimey. Fink it's time for me to move on again...