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You know your Hubby's away when ...

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British gas turn up at your door and ask to read your meters ... and you realise you have no idea where they are!!!!!lol


"You either love it or leave it alone"

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When you lock yourself out and then you realise that the only spare key is ... in Iraq, with the Hubby.


Learnt that one today!!!


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when no-one nicks the duvet in the middle of the night and you wake up nice and warm!!!!

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The house stays clean and there is no kit to fall over! Everything runs like clockwork and you get to have the remote for the TV and watch soaps in peace!!!!

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I can actually find food in the fridge!!

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When you miss the romantic meals he cooks you.


The only preference I have is swatting Muslim extremists...

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when you can do DIY and it works first time!! (my hubby is not very good at DIY bless him)


 


When your major household appliances breakdown! (Mine always do when hubby is away!)

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you're not cleaning dirty grots lying round the house.



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Charles_Windsor says ...



you're not cleaning dirty grots lying round the house.



No point cleaning clean grots Charles, is there?



 



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I never had that problem as I used to where mine for days until my wife threated to divorce me.


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when you can stick to a diet and lose weight

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You know your Hubby's away when ...


Theres an OMO packet in the window!!  


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dreme says ...



You know your Hubby's away when ...


Theres an OMO packet in the window!!  



 


LMAO! - I seen you were the latest poster on this thread and just KNEW as I scrolled down that's what you were gonna say!!! 

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You know your Hubby's away when ...


Theres an OMO packet in the window!!  



 


LMAO! - I seen you were the latest poster on this thread and just KNEW as I scrolled down that's what you were gonna say!!! 



Beat you to it did I mate?    


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Beat you to it did I mate?    



Yes 

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The house looks a mess and you can't find the iron.


You discover strength you never realised you had, trying to carry a 32in widescreen TV up from the cellar.


You've got no one to ask how you look before you go out!


There's room in the fridge for more salad.


 

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You've got no one to ask how you look before you go out!



As if you believe us eh?  



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dreme says ...



charliew says ...



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You've got no one to ask how you look before you go out!



As if you believe us eh?  



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 we never believe you men when it comes to that


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 we never believe you men when it comes to that



I know I`m going to regret asking this, but, WHY ask then???  



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when you can do the housework and go out shopping and it is still tidy when you come home

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when you can do the housework and go out shopping and it is still tidy when you come home



yes! been there, done that! got at least a dozen t-shirts as well.

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 we never believe you men when it comes to that



I know I`m going to regret asking this, but, WHY ask then???  


 


because if you say it looks good we know you are lying and change


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 we never believe you men when it comes to that



I know I`m going to regret asking this, but, WHY ask then???  


 


because if you say it looks good we know you are lying and change



For an easy life I always say it looks good, regardless LOL!!!  



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you manage to put up a 3 door flat pack wardrobe all by yourself and sit laughing at his attempt at a bedside cabinet when he get home lol

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you manage to put up a 3 door flat pack wardrobe all by yourself and sit laughing at his attempt at a bedside cabinet when he get home lol



Partners obviously in the RAF then! lol


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you manage to put up a 3 door flat pack wardrobe all by yourself and sit laughing at his attempt at a bedside cabinet when he get home lol



Partners obviously in the RAF then! lol



i laugh at the same problem, but he was in the army

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the kids decide to get ill on the day they sail

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the kids decide to get ill on the day they sail



This might be because they know they are alone with their mother   .


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getting the honey do list done in a few days while it took him months to do

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