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One Gentleman politely asked me if I'd join him in a game of Backgammon but not being well versed in the rules and machinations of that esteemed game I had to decline. Bridge wasn't his forte either; for all my suggestions we came to a point where Chess was the preferred indulgence. 

The odd thing was that his mannerisms reminded me of Jeremy Beadle. Fancy a game of Finchley Central?

Whats this doing in the anonymous section, is the original poster ashamed?

I bloody would be.

Come on.... he was quite funny though you've gotta admit it!  He had me in stitches some of the things he did to people then you look at these people like Baron Cohen, Avid Merrion, and Dom Joly even that Ass one in the US, they all copied off Mr Beadle (ex-RAF I believe?).

Anyway, what 'odd' things have happened on the site? I'm curious.

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Well, I quite like Jeremy Beadle ya miserable fooker.

Mr. buggerluggs I presume!

More like Compo...!

noooooooooooo buuuuuggerluuuuuggs!

You're an *rse for thinking Beadle is ex-RAF. he was ex-navy.

On 25 January 2008, it was reported that Beadle had been admitted to The London Hospital and was subsequently placed in a critical Care Unit due to severe pneumonia.

WHO BL**DY CARES????

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One Gentleman politely asked me if I'd join him in a game of Backgammon but not being well versed in the rules and machinations of that esteemed game I had to decline. Bridge wasn't his forte either; for all my suggestions we came to a point where Chess was the preferred indulgence.

The odd thing was that his mannerisms reminded me of Jeremy Beadle. Fancy a game of Finchley Central?

Not sure but what do you mean by odd then?

plenty of weird things or i should say weirdo's on here

why do you want to know smartar*e?

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one small question                  who is Jeremy Beadle               and who cares if he is on this site            if he is dead   is this his way of getting messages from beyond         and who is he trying to reach    as for weirdo's  on this site all I can say it takes one to know one

I am a perfectly normal  person

hhhhmmmmm, can tell that from your writing skills................

no one has ever approached me!

I have some recent dealings with the Masons,  but maybe our local Lodge is different, I found them completely normal, nice helpful people.

as far as I know they only ask decent law abiding people to join the Lodge, and they do check up on the person thoroughly beforehand before inviting them to join,  so if you feel you aren't a decent person with no criminal past and have been known to help charities,  then you would find it fishy,  If you  are all the above then you can either refuse the offer or start discussions if you want to join,  I believe there are many benefits, particularly for the widows and children of Masons,  they do take care of their own in the first instance. my brother was asked to join and he turned the offer down  with no recriminations and stayed on friendly terms with them. 

If you have been asked to join then you must be a very decent person, as I said previously they check very thoroughly into the character of the person before approaching them, so that in itself is a compliment as you have unknowingly passed quite a rigorous character assessment

If you had asked this in the first instance it would have saved a lot of hassle.

As you are anonymous I would be interested to know, as would the others what you decide.

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It's all very well attacking and criticising people for 'liking Jeremy Beadle' (like the idiot above) but I bet those doing the attacking hide behind avatars on their profile.

As I have already said:

Might have been wise to come straight out with it in the first place.

Lots of weird things happen on here and there are lots of weird people on here too! :-)))

As for hiding behind avatars that is everyones personal choice, they no doubt have their own reasons for doing so, the option is also there to do so, so it seems unfair of you to criticise such people! You, after all, did post anonymously, where is the difference?

btw I am not the "idiot" above, I am another idiot with an avatar! 

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You're an *rse for thinking Beadle is ex-RAF. he was ex-navy.

Where you getting your info from? Coz Jeremy Beadle was neither RAF not Navy. He had an MBE.

may be wrong but its irrelevant!