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Posted about 1 year ago Police have apprehended two children. The first was eating batteries and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let off the other. "Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around." Leo Buscaglia |
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| Posted about 1 year ago this is a practical joke that a montana state trooper pulled. in december when we had some very cold temps at night (-46C wind chills) the cops were checking on the veichles that were pulled over more often. well, an out of state diver pulled over one night and he was sleeping off the party he was at. the trooper saw the car and tapped on the window and woke the driver. the driver paniced when he saw the trooper and tried to drive off. the car got stuck in the snow and he was still tring to drive off. the trooper decided to have fun! he started to run in place next to the driver's window. as the trooper heard the engine reving higher , he acted like he was going faster. of coursem this freaked out the driver! after a few minutes, he stopped trying to driver off and let the trooper take in. it turned out the driver was 3x the legal limit and he had an outstanding arrest warrant from kansas. no surprise, it was for driving under the influence. |
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| Posted about 1 year ago
"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." Give us a sense of humour, Give us the grace to see a joke, To get some humour out of life, And pass it on to other folk. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
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| Posted about 1 year ago Sex With an Illegal Immigrant - - An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker.
"Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?" he asks..
"$100," she replies.
In broken English, he says, "Do you do immigrant style?"
"No" she says.,
"I pay you $200 to do immigrant style."
"No," she says, not knowing what immigrant style is. "I pay you $300."
"No," she says. "No," she says.
So finally he says, "OK, I pay $1,000 to do immigrant style." She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request from weirdoes from every part of the world. How bad could
So she agrees and has sex with him. Finally, after several hours, they finish. Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was good. So, what exactly is immigrant style?" The illegal immigrant replies, "You send bill to Government." AND THAT MY FRIENDLY TAXPAYERS , IS HOW THEILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARE SCREWING US!
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| Posted about 1 year ago What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? Give us a sense of humour, Give us the grace to see a joke, To get some humour out of life, And pass it on to other folk. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
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| Posted about 1 year ago Warning Issued By Yorkshire Police: 'E by gum'
and should be reported immediately.
Give us a sense of humour, Give us the grace to see a joke, To get some humour out of life, And pass it on to other folk. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
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